The Countess of Breast valley

The Countess of Cleavage

Joana is responsible for plenty of wood and many loads lost. Finding her back in 2003 was one of the high-reaching events in big-bust history. That this babe stays active in front of the digital camera is a testament to her longevity and how well that babe takes care of herself. A Recent Ager, Joana lives a healthy lifestyle; not austere, but very holistic.

“I am a vegetarian. I love mushrooms. I don’t eat any meat. My meat is mushrooms. Maybe fish and eggs. This goes together with my spiritual life. I meditate and do Yoga. I practice Tantric Yoga too.”

That doesn’t mean that Joana lives an ascetic lifestyle.

“I go to lap dancing clubs with allies. I love plenty of different music. I like dance music. 1960s music. Aged music. I love disco. I like to dance, but I’ve to be careful about what kind of dancing I do ‘coz my big milk shakes bounce all over the place!”

One day, we’ve gotta watch Joana dance. Without any clothing on.

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