“I’m Truly Shy”

What club do u currently dance in?

I’m not a hawt dancer currently. I haven’t been for over a year. I am busy being a construction contractor now! I do miss learning recent pole tricks and becoming stronger and more pliant. If the poles in DC disrobe clubs weren’t so short, I would be all over ’em afresh. I love long poles.

How long had u been stripping?

About a year altogether. Not terribly long, I know.

Did you originally go to an exotic-dancer school or are u self-taught?

Self-taught. I used to go in early when no one was there, with my laptop, and try to mimic some of the more-complex moves I would identify on YouTube.

Did you do pole exotic dancing? Any girl on girl stage play?

Yeah, I indeed adored pole exotic dancing all by itself. I would do some girl on girl stage play with girls I befriended, likewise. I loved girl/girl play. Hell, I like any job where I acquire paid to sexually harass my coworkers.

Did you do lap dances also?

Yep. My lap dances were hawt!

What sort of costumes and shoes did u like wear on stage?

I looked glamorous great in my schoolgirl outfit and PVC dominatrix boots with the braces and all. But I likewise had dresses and neon bikinis and the ever-classy plastic stripper heels. I desire I got the ones with the lights in ’em. Hell, I desire I identified some with little plastic fish floating in ’em. I would have worn the hell out of these! With a stringy, dark-skinned, strap micro-bikini and a cane and a king-size fuzzy, purple pimp hat with zebra stripes. With some purple sunglasses. That would have been my look hands down-70s style pimp, workin’ the exotic dancer pole. Shag…if I had one regret about quitting, it’d be not wearing that.

What mistakes do bucks make in lap dancing clubs?

Not tipping well. Majority other things can be forgiven, but strippers are there to make specie.

What should a lad talk about if he’s spending time with a dancer in a club?

Nothing. Shut up and enjoy a in nature’s garb beauty exotic dancing on you!

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